37% of people that come to my site are googling for pornography. 12% hate my poetry. 11% are people from the reader of depressing books or noah cicero’s blog, and wondering why I don’t write about literature or anything interesting. 7% are people that feel obligated to visit my website because I visit their websites. 5% are my friends and family. 3% are people that are googling for “gene morgan small penis”, while a whopping 15% are googling for “gene morgan mammoth penis”. 15% are me. 3% are my wife. 14% are lonely people looking for something to do while drinking cheap gin and fighting about what they are going to eat for dinner with their wives for three hours on google chat. 10% are me when I am drunk on cheap gin and fighting about what I am going to eat for dinner with my wife for three hours on google chat. An imaginary 9% are ex-girlfriends who are stalking me. 65% are my mom. 8% are the Chinese. 22% are Hollywood. 30% are Chinese Hollywood. 83% are tired of this post, and 34% are apathetic towards physical reality and human encounters. 35% are apathetic towards towards physical reality and human encounters while drunk on cheap gin and fighting about what they are going to eat with their computers for three hours on google chat.