L.L.D. – Steady Fresh
Baby, would you sit still while I work up a good lather? Damn, you’re a fresh one.
Say, speakin’ of fresh, I saw that new Batman show yesterday, and child, you don’t even know how good Batman can be. Would you lift that arm up for me, honey? Ooooo-weee, you gonna be smellin’ nice after we wash those armpits of yours.
What? Flash be damned, child, no one gives any credence to flashy effects any more. Director Chris Nolan did it with plot and style, he didn’t rely on flash. Not like those pop atrocities of the Schumacher era, anyhow. Visually stunning though, that ‘Batman Begins,’ visually stunning – and the ambience was as seamless and as natural as me cleanin’ off this here backside. Now stand up for me, baby. Let me get the whole butt.
Umm-hmm, that Christian Bale is a fine piece of a man. Fella was born to play Batman. You wanna scrub the squirrel, or you want me to do it? Fine Batman. Real outstandin’ – the kind of Batman your mamma’s got respect for. You sure you don’t want me to wipe off that little squirrel of yours?
Well alright, child – lemme just get you a fresh rag. You sit that clean behind of yours down on that seat, and flash me a signal when you’re done wiping yourself off. I’m gonna look the other way now, child. Fine Batman, that Christian Bale. Fine lookin’ Batman. You sure you got that squirrel alright?