A Review of The Squid and The Whale

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Giant Squid
Recently caught on tape for the first time in its natural habitat by Japanese researchers, the giant squid is no punk bitch. Fool is tricked-out with all sorts of fly shit, like statocysts and beaks and shit. Shit is dope.
Bitches better recognize with the largest eyes of any motherfucker, peepin’ raw shit like sperm whales and the Pacific sleeper shark, 187 on water for a squid. Players wanna to check a bitch for themselves should pop in Skies of Arcadia(2000) for the Sega Dreamcast, bitches will moan with that prehensile spermataphore-depositing tube up in their shit, game is deep.
Sperm Whale
The sperm whale, most popularly associated with the Great White Whale in Melville’s Moby Dick, is the type of teeth you want holdin’ your clip when haters wanna violate, shit is some balls. Bitches grab their titties for this fool, fellas grab they nuts.
Big teeth, big body, it’s like a SL on 20-inch rims doubled and doubled and doubled and shit, all glossed out with that nigga spermaceti. It’s a fucking trump-tight whale, flossing across every ocean and the Mediterranean Sea. The Physeteridae family rolls deeper than any mammal, so deep, so deep, it’ll put that ass to sleep (2200 meters).