i am going to eat my computer. throw it on someone. fight a cheetah. play tetris with a stick and rock. drive my honda accord into the ocean, into a whale or big shark. fight my nintendo ds and my cellphone. sleep with old VCRs outside, underneath a tree. hunt gazelle with television remotes that don’t work anymore. hit them in the face. poo on things like ‘the sot-weed factor’ by john barth, and cable wires, and whatever, and something. maybe throw a little poo.