Taco is different from Murdoch on the A-Team. Taco is also different from jetlag, storage units, and mag wheels. If you’re looking for taco, here are some different things you won’t find: dishwasher, Donkey Kong, leprosy, Time Code, TINA, jackhammer, ’67, Ride the Lightning, raw umber, fisting, horses, waffle cone, diapers, green button, red button, bottleneck, 50 Cent, Aquaman, freedom, discotheque, toothpaste, iPod shuffle, science, ping-pong, gummy bears, MOMA, Muslims, The Charterhouse of Parma, Murder She Wrote, 00110101011110, Jim Beam, Kennen, “a nice girl,” v-neck sweaters, Aquaman 2020, Wet Ones, bottomless mimosas, the sound of fartin’, Heat, or mitochondria (an undeniable powerhouse of the cell). None of these things are taco, and I’m absolutely sure of that.