I personally saw him run a four-two forty back in ninety-nine, and I don’t care what you think the boy’s on, Nutra-Sweet or not, he’s got talent.
A lot of people want to talk up the doping wrap these days. Additives to shit, that don’t mean nothin’. As far as anyone knows, his piss still comes out clean as the Blanco, and he ain’t all freak-big and fire-mouthed like that T.O. fella, he’s just a solid player with no calories and a refreshing taste. Hell, he’s even added lime these days, I’d like to see Edgerrin James do THAT.
Now, I know there are some good football players out there, and I’ve seen the greats come and go, but I tell you what man, these ball players now days come mostly full flavored and Mountain-Dewey, all hopped up on caffeine and sugar and code whatever. It’s a damn shame. Whatever happened to the Haywood Jeffries type of wide receiver? The type of player that didn’t pack on the pounds just for his own good taste, the type of player that kept his ball game TAB? It’s a DAMN shame there aren’t more players like Diet Soda. Damn shame.