Before you go outside to mow your lawn, think about how Donkey Kong might feel about that. Is Donkey Kong sleeping? If so, will you wake him with the lawn mower? Think about these things, think about Donkey Kong.
If you’re considering a ride in the country during the afternoon, see if Donkey Kong might want to join you. Be considerate. See if Donkey Kong needs anything from the store, like barrels or something, see if he needs some new rope to tie up the princess. Be a good friend.
Also, should Donkey Kong start throwing barrels at you, try and jump over them or, if possible, hit them with a hammer. These things are vital for winning at Donkey Kong. These things, are how you survive, especially if, say, Donkey Kong had you going back home with two dead Marios under your belt. You’d need to jump or hit at least three barrels before returning to Donkey Kong’s hometown to play games six and seven. Oh god.
Oh god, please. Please god.
Please.