Bear parade has released a new book by Zachary German. Read it now or fuck you.
Also, Lamination Colony has just destroyed all other online literary journals with their latest issue.
Kal Penn is Kumar. I was talking to Blake Butler and I decided that I would bait for low-level celebrities by talking shit about them on my blog. I like Kal Penn. He acts in stupid movies, and he was in some episodes of 24 once and I thought it was funny to see Kumar play a terrorist. Also, 24 is the best show ever made. Fuck you.
If you are Kal Penn and you googled “FUCK KAL PENN” and you are at this page– Hey. I’m not really mad at you. I was just trying to get low-level to middling celebrities on my website, and you were the first one I thought of. I am going to download Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay from The Pirate Bay when someone seeds it. If this makes you angry, give me your email address and I will paypal you twelve cents.