If any of you need an underground, hip marketing ploy, may I suggest myself to develop it?
I already have lots of ideas, and by most accounts, I am both underground and hip. Plus, you can get me really cheap. Like, for a thousand dollars or something. Free pizza, if you are Pepsico, free whatever if you are whatever. Throw those things in. Also, throw in sex and guns. And drugs. And a place to hang out with those things. Like Mexico. Throw in Mexico as well.