Hey, peep us, homies. Our beards are like down to our knees and shit.
Me and Dusty are headed down to Taco Cabana for some tacos, and I think we’re gonna hit-up Blockbuster, you seen the “Pearl Harbor”?
Hey dude, there’s this shack outside La Grange. Yeah, they sell farm equipment now.
She’s got varicose veins?
Lookin’ sharp, lookin’ for the change in my couch.
Jesus just left the Whole Foods. Organic fat-free milk, anyone?
I’m pissing on my chin hair again – You got the blow-dryer, Dusty?