Website! Hey-YO! Man, I’ve been neglecting you. Sorry. I finally bought a TV, so yeah, I’ve been doing that. We can hang-out, I guess, but I’m watching Sportscenter, and drinking Tecate, so I can’t really commit to much, but whatever. You want a Tecate? Hold-on, I’ve got some koozies I stole from the company BBQ.
See what’s on MTV. Oh SHIT! Beyoncé! She fine. There’s a lot of pink in this video. You seen it before? Shit is DOPE. Bitch totally wants me to check-up on it. I’m going to get another beer.
Want some pork rinds? They’re hot flavored. I’m going to change the channel, Hardwood Heroes is on ESPN Classic. You comfortable? Good. Put your feet up on the coffee table. That’s the jam.
Another beer?