The human boner can be large or small. Human boners sometimes have scary faces or smell funny. Sometimes human boners are unruly.
The human boner will sometimes have super-strength, surpassing that of a gorilla penis or prehensile dolphin penis. Human boners have been known to aggressively like bananas and sonar equipment, and they will attack you if they sense fear.
The human boner likes death and destruction, it will blow things up around you. Human boners will throw themselves up against cars so hard, that the cars will explode like in the movies when someone hits a gas tank with a bullet during a car chase. Mushroom clouds and mushroom tips will blow up into the sky, but whatever.
This stuff doesn’t always happen, it’s just sometimes. The human boner isn’t absolute. The human boner is liquid fire and a giant irresolute passion, but sometimes, sometimes it’s just a sleeping bastard.