Go out into your garage. Take a pair of pliers from your toolkit. Needle-nose pliers are fine. Preferred. Starting with the molars, remove your teeth one-by-one with the pliers. Smile. Now move over to mitre saw. Lean down close, chest flat on the table. Proceed to saw off your right arm with the mitre saw. Slow and easy. Easy. Now tape up your right shoulder with duct tape, and move into the kitchen. Open your pantry. Throw away all of the food. Attempt to survive on your own feces for a week. Grin big and shitty.
Do all of these things, and do them without regret. Do them with a smile, because they’re all better than living in fucking Dallas, the biggest cesspool rat-hole of a retard city I have ever visited in my entire life. Never go there, you’ll kill yourself just to avoid breathing its putrid dumb retard air.