If Douglas MacArthur’s asshole had a name, it wouldn’t tell you. This sentiment explodes coming from a famous general’s ass. Famous general assholes think they’re powerful, and don’t want anyone assholing for time; trying to get influence on the general. “Tell Truman to drop the bomb,” is maybe all it can squeeze out to a nearby hemorrhoid or boil on MacArthur’s ass anyway, so it’s not even worth the suck-up. I would argue that even belly buttons have more political clout than assholes, but whatever. The whole thing is kinda ridiculous for me to talk about – the whole “politics” thing. I write blog entries. I don’t really know too much about asshole politics.