I’ve had acne, so I know how it feels to be embarrassed in public situations. Sometimes I cry backstage and give long hard looks at the the hairdryer when I’m in the bathtub. Sometimes, I’ll get online and flame little boys talking about Pokémon XD: Gale of Sadness. Stupid little shits. Pokémon XD: Gale of Sadness on Gamecube, like, isn’t even all that fun. Nick liked that game, which probably proves what an ass they both blow. By the way, where’s my mimosa? I was in Dukes of Hazzard, dammit. You guys promised me mimosas. I’m going to go play Resident Evil 4 in my trailer. You, with the big ass, call my agent.