Let’s go deer hunting. Let’s live off the land. I’ve got this awesome ATV. I own guns. We can buy enough ammo to stay busy until we are drunk. No one will see what we kill. We can eat raw meat for lunch. I’ll make us a TV room from our used beer cans and deer pelts. We can use any leftover meat to bait for coyotes. I’ll bring rat poison. It’ll be a good time. I’ll start a fire. I hope you don’t mind nudity. If we fail, we can order pizza when it gets dark. I have a new game called “Let’s Avoid Awkward Situations and Kill Ourselves” for the Playstation 3. Do you like pepperoni or sausage? The rat poison works fast. The moon changes color on my naked flesh. I like pepperoni. The coyotes only cry for so long.