We smoked cigarettes yesterday, behind the t-shacks, my website and I. Megan Doover noticed, she saw us. Megan Doover has the biggest boobs in our grade, and she noticed me and my website smoking my mother’s cigarettes behind the t-shacks, next to the softball field, near the place where my teacher smokes cigarettes. Megan Doover’s breasts are HUGE, and only getting bigger. My website said that he thinks she likes me. He bets I could touch her boobs. Both of us are cool enough to touch her boobs. I’ve got one of the sweetest backpacks in my grade, and my website gets, like, 10 hits a day. We smoke cigarettes together. Megan Doover notices, and her boobs continue to grow.