Memory #76: My 5th Grade Teacher Reading Books

Wasn’t that book great?
-YEAH!
You guys! You guys are AWESOME!
HA! That’s right! Books rule, huh! Go 5th Grade! Go class that I’m teaching! OW!
You guys ROCK IT STEADY FOR THE 9-3!!!!
OW! Ow! OH, WHEW, whew…
Any more book suggestions, dudes?
-Oh! Read us Go Dog, Go!, pleasepleaseplease…
Great suggestion!
But Gene, you picked the last book, and maybe it’s someone else’s turn? Maybe? Maybe you should shut-up, you fat idiot who peed on himself that one time.
Or how about this, maybe you need to go sit in time-out because you’re such a dumb fat alcoholic child. Yeah. In fact, why don’t you do that now, Gene. You baby drunk.