my dad told me this joke and then i told it to tao lin and then juked rejected it and i’m okay with that because i can post it here

so a bear walks into a bar
he walks up to the bartender and says
i’d like a beer
the bartender says
i don’t sell beers to bears in bars
the bear say hey man
i’m a bear
bears can drink beers in bars
bartender says no
bear say hey i’m a bear
bears can drink in bars
bears can drink or i’ll eat this woman
bears can drink then
bartender says go ahead
bear say okay

bear say hey can i get a beer
bears get beers or i eat you
bartender says bet not
bear say hey you i eat you
bartender says bet not
bear say hey
the bartender says hey
that was a barbitchyouate
bear say hey
bear say
bears