Pain, and the Alternative to Pain

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If your heart explodes onto the pavement outside, you may want to check for stabbing pains. Reach inside your chest cavity, massage the remainder of your aorta, and remain still while the Hummers and Beetles slip over exhaust track into the weaned freedoms of an infallible American society. If you are unable to feel any stabbing pains, consult your physician about possible alternatives.