OOOOOOWWWWWWWWW! I’m famous, BITCHES! Rats, squirrels, guinea pigs, chinchillas, humans: Eat it. I’m the new rat; fresh mammal in an age where knowledge is stone free. You’ve all got access to midget porn and horse porn and amputee porn, but smartness, you were freaking bum clues as to my existence. Idiots.
I’ve got a news flash assholes, I’ve been around for a loooong time. If only for the farmers in the forest and the limestone outcrops of steamy Laos, I’ve been here for millions of years. Claimin’ my own set, my own order. Keepin’ my profile on the DL. So, you call me an oddball? Fuck you 3 billion, I’m the goddamn future rat. Take your overpopulation and your marmot love and your condescending hairless lips and stick them up your haughty homo ass, homo sapiens. My tail is sexy. Eat it. I’m too famous for this shit.