this is a virgin excursion into substitute blog land for me. i realize the blog has been cliched by many as it has been around for quite a while and no longer has that fresh clean taste you find the first time you fellate your cat for hygiene. still my personal feeling is that the majority of writing on blogs could be translated by 4 year old codebreakers with an IQ of a carrot. that being said im taking this oppurtuinity gene has awarded me to use big 2 syllable words and introduce a notion which i suppose has become my raison d’être in life and that is to create truths out of the absurd and condense them down into droplets of insight. my old roommate coined a simpler descriptive term for this.
butterisms. let me demonstrate.
if the carpet isnt wet when you sit down then the cheese didnt
really pee your pants.