I’ve gotten in a few situations of the old ‘baby or me’, and to tell you the truth, I’ve really struggled to digest the opportunity cost of the whole deal.
Am I really expected to die for a baby?
Babies, sure they have a lot of cute features and rotund cheeks, but really, are they all that valuable? I argue not, I argue that adults should come before babies, the youngest ones especially. And truthfully, who the fuck wants to talk to babies anyway? Babies are dumb.
Don’t mistake me here, I’m not going all Swiftian and actually proposing we eat our young or anything of the sort. That’s fucking barbaric. I’m just saying that maybe you should think twice when it’s you or the baby. And that second thought you have, I argue, should probably be that it isn’t that smart to save the baby, especially when you consider the fact that babies don’t even know how to tie their dumb little tiny pussy shoelaces.