Nick
I’m such a good designer. Did you see my Barbie dress? It put everyone else to shame. Way better than stupid Santino. Whoa! I didn’t know animals were allowed in the building. Who let… OH MY GOD!!! SOMEONE SAVE ME, PLEASE!!! SOMEONE HAVE MERCY!!! MY SPLEEN! MY FUCKING SPLEEN!!! GHUL GHUuuul… uck… uck… ghuuuul.. uck… guck…
Santino
Oh no way, is that a fucking bengal tiger? How cool! I saw one of these in LA. Yeah, they’re pretty passive, watch. Here kitty, come he… MY ARMS! MY ARMS ARE BEING RIPPED OFF BY BENGAL TIGERS! I’M BLEEDING REALLY RANDOMLY ALL OVER! EVERYONE LOOK AT ME! MY JUGULAR! AHHHHHHGH GHGHGUHLguHLghul… ghul… pum-ghul-ps…
Chloe
Crap. I think I’m about to be eaten. One second, I’m almost done… Okay. OH FUCK ME! BENGAL TIGERS! OH SHIT! OH OH OH OH NOOOOOO!!! MY LEGS!!! MY FUCKING DRESS! NOOOOOO!!!
Diana
I would scream, but isn’t it interesting how I don’t even open my jaw when I talk? It’s speed. ERRRRRRRRGAARGH!!!
Emmett
Oh my, look at the time, tigers. I think I’ll go do something boring, and not even know how to sew. I’m an idio… NOOOOOOO!!! NOT MY BOWELS! I’M BEING MAULED BY FEROCIOUS MAN-EATING BEASTS OF THE INDIAN JUNGLE! MY ENTRAILS ARE JUST AS DUMB AS ME! I SUCK!
Zulema
Just fucking eat me already. Thanks.