1/23/06
“Brown Scantron for homework. Purple Scantron for test. Scantrons are dope shit.”
“Bad Makeup = Ugly”
1/25/06
“Math is cool, and Professor L. is a crazy N*gga, but I’ve got to go buy condoms and watch television.”
1/30/06
“I had to borrow a purple Scantron from an iPod girl. She didn’t say ‘you’re welcome,’ and just stared blankly. I hate her and want to punch her.”
“L. is explaining things I learned in seventh grade, before they kicked me out of advanced math for making a low B. I wish I could bring my Gamecube to class. Resident Evil 4 is motherfucking sweet.”
“Someone just used the word ‘yonder.’”
2/1/06
“The guy in front of me is sending a text message. I should have read it. I bet he’s gay. Turtleneck sweater.”
2/6/06
“I feel today, as I have always felt, that people are not good-looking enough. I miss Mario Superstar Baseball.”
2/13/06
“I wish I was Drunk.”