Hi! I’m this blog! I like peanuts!
One time, when I was being written on, I got a whole bag of peanuts spilled on me. I like peanuts. I’m sorry. I’m sorry. Sorry.
There are lots of neat things about peanuts that you may not know. Peanuts come in pairs in the shell, but sometimes you can gets as many as three peanuts, or maybe just none. I’m sorry. I’m this blog. I like peanuts though.
Have you seen Pee-Wees? Pee-Wees had a circus once and I saw it. It was full of peanuts and midgets and smaller than midgets. And elephants! ELEPHANTS! I’m an elephant! I’m one! TRUNK! GIMMIE PEANUTS! PAROOOOT! PEANUTS!
PEE-WEES! I’m sorry, Pee-Wees.