I just bought, at the same time, “Yes, Master” by Michael Earl Craig, “Angle of Yaw” by Ben Lerner, and “Gears of War” for my XBOX 360 (the limited edition). I am the whitest motherfucker on the internet. Someone stop how white and horrible I am.
I’m going to read poetry and kill people online. This is what I plan to do with my life. Read poetry, and kill fifteen-year old nerds. I’m fucking white. This is how white people roll. Someone get me a diet beverage.
Final Fantasy XII is fucking awesome, on that note. I will write a sonnet about it soon.