your sport can be more relevant

say ball is horrible.
tell it “you are the worst”.
call ball boring.
never touch ball.

never hug ball in public.
talk to you parents about ball.
write comments on a blog against ball.
say ball is the worst and is boring.
say any ball is useless bubonic aids.

invent new ball.
on tv, your ball is not just a ball.
your ball has hair!
bounce your ball.
it makes farting noises!
it’s new! totally not ball!!!